This post is all for Piper. This is Piper's first bad word. I guess she said it a few days ago on the playground at school. Its nice that I was informed about it at the grocery store! Of all places! It is quite funny and I am thankful that HELL was the so called chosen word of all swear words to use! So I had a talk with Piper and let her know about dirty words and that we need to use other words like heck, dang, or even phrases like 'oh man', or 'oh rats'. I feel like all is going well and we pull up to the house and park, she looks outside and says
What the Hell?! Papa is home! Seriously what do you say to that!? So I gave her the whole spill on bad words again. Problem solved! WRONG! I go to pick her up from her friend Paiges house and what does her mom tell me? She said it twice at her house! ARG! So my thoughts are I will be a mean mom and put hot sauce in her mouth anytime she says a bad word. Not the crazy hot sauce that will burn your skin if you so much as get inches away from it, just the mild green sauce that I think is pretty hot. And hello! I am not a child abuser and I don't want to go to jail, but I figure this will do the trick, she will hate it so much she will never swear again! I put a drop on my hand put it in her mouth....
Yummy mommy that is good I want more! So you know what I am thinking!? What the HELL!